Silly Book Titles | Funny odd books

Today I thought I would bring some levity to this blog.
My quest for funny book titles started at my retirement dinner. In a "tribute/ roast" one of my former students and former colleague had a group of books that he said I had read to him. He presented these books to me.
There were:

The Children's Guide to Hitchhiking: Tips and tricks to get across town, or across the country
Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriage with a cover pictures of Henry the VIII and his six wives
Gerbil Merry-Go and other Great Microwave Game
Fifty New Places to Poke a Pencil

I found more silly book titles searchng the internet

Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself [A book for woodworkers]
Knitting with Dog Hair
Wood Carving with a Chain Saw
Drying Flowers With A Microwave
Nuclear War: What's In It For You?
How Green were the Nazis?
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
How to Avoid Huge Ships
Bomb Proof Your House
From
www.guy-sports.com/months/silly_book_titles.htm


From Bruce Coville- author of My Teacher is an Alien and many other science fiction and fantasy books
Joe Wins at a Track Meet by C. Howie Runns
How to Succeed in School by Rita Book
Foot Coverings by Susan SocksFalling Trees by Tim Burr
Downpour! by Wayne Dwops
Chased By A Werewolf by Claude Bottom The Vampire's Victim by E. Drew Blood The Bad-Tempered Werewolf by Claudia Armoff Creature From Mars by A. Lee-En
Monsters I Have Known by O. Pen Jaw
French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded